Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st's definitions
A females pubic region where the unkempt minge and arse hair is combed forward together with product as a full frontal display to producer a mullet style hair do.
I had a hairy back woods lesbian come into the salon for a trim up. You could image my disgust when he downed trouser to unveil the shemullet.
by Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st May 10, 2024
Get the Shemulletmug. The act of sneaking into the mothers nursing room at your place of employment to enjoy a “private milking” using the breast pumps.
I was feeling a little fruity at work one morning so I hooked my genitals up to the breast pumps and milked myself dry. The experience of The Morningtown Milkmaid includes the use of 4 suction cups. One on each gonad, one on the snorkel and one delicately attached to the sphincter. This is not to be confused with the “Jersey Jerk” which only utilises one pump.
by Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st November 17, 2025
Get the The Morningtown Milkmaidmug.