2 definitions by Lord Aexerus
1. Someone watching a TV programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.
2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.
2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.
1. When he accidentally flicked to America's next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.
2. Your worst nightmare.
2. Your worst nightmare.
by Lord Aexerus December 23, 2010
The over-use of smilies, often as an entire message in an SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies utilise the colon symbol ":".
Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!
by Lord Aexerus February 7, 2011