Definitions by Loose dtf😘

Sloppy Gerkin

When a man and, or woman excretes into ones own hand and proceeds to masterbate with it.( Also known as Crud Thumper) It is also necessary to ensure any leftover fecal matter is digested or spread evenly upon any nearby surface. Afterwards tuck in, and enjoy!

My ex-girlfriend is fucking her coworker I'm leaving a sloppy gerkin in her car.

Sloppy Gerkin by Loose dtf😘 June 27, 2026