Definitions by Lonzo Lavar

Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

Flat tire by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

alina popa 

A female bodybuilder that has the most beautiful face in the world with massive thighs, chest, calves, and arms.

I really feel like I'm going to pull an Alina Popa today because i want to get really jacked.

alina popa by Lonzo Lavar November 13, 2017