Definitions by Lonely Clementine
Maxterbation
1. the act in which somebody masturbates while looking at a female friends graduation invitation.
2. the act of stroking off while looking chatting with female friends on Facebook without the female friend's knowledge.
2. the act of stroking off while looking chatting with female friends on Facebook without the female friend's knowledge.
I totally maxterbated to Jill's graduation pic last night. Man, I love Maxterbation.
While talking to Jill on Facebook, I maxterbated to her text.
While talking to Jill on Facebook, I maxterbated to her text.
Maxterbation by Lonely Clementine February 13, 2010