Definitions by Lolzy Cat

Crotch Dumpling

Derogatory term for an annoying child, generally under ten years of age.

Hey Anne, did you see Kelly's daughter, Jojo, bite Farmer Jon's arm the other day? She is such a Crotch Dumpling! We should get Jon vaccinated for rabies, just in case.

Crotch Dumpling by Lolzy Cat August 21, 2010

Derek 

A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.

That guy really enjoys tossing his hot dog down the hallway, what a Derek.

Derek by Lolzy Cat August 20, 2010