soil

n. a person who cannot do anything right or screws up a lot. Originated at Dartmouth College (Bones Gate)
"He got THREE D's on his report card? What a soil!"
by Lolita June 23, 2004
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lametastic

1. To be as lame as something is fantastic.
"Did you get the new Ashanti CD?" "That shit is lametastic."
by Lolita October 13, 2003
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