you'ze

Short for, "you is".

You don't want my autograph, you'ze a liar.

by Lock and Chain July 26, 2004

health nazi

A weight-loss "expert", usually weighing excess of 300 pounds, that tries to mentally scar skinny kids by telling them how drugs, McDonald's, and themselves are killing people.

I went to the health nazi yesterday. She told me I will have a heart attack at age 17.

by Lock and Chain June 23, 2004