dick stats

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!

HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he

by Little Missy Licky January 20, 2008

cumclot

The act of cumming without the cum.

When one's cum is clogged in the shaft of the penis causing a very painful ejaculation in dribbles.

BRIANS MOM: I ask you to cum over my face!
BRIAN: Sorry Mom I had a cumclot!
BRIANS MOM: You useless son of a bitch!

Slap

by Little Missy Licky December 25, 2007

toke

To be off yer head, smoking Marijuana.

Brian burnt so much toke that he had smoke both blowing through his mouth and asshole.

by Little Missy Licky December 15, 2007