Definitions by Literally Pissed Trucker, I'm right behind you John Lidpisser

John Q. Public 

A public restroom and/or a public toilet.

Last time I used the John Q. Public, I didn't look first, and I sat on some golden rum!

John Q. Public by Literally Pissed Trucker, I'm right behind you John Lidpisser June 18, 2006