Wistle from behind

Wistle from behind: the sound of your ass when you fart.

Aachooo proot toot pheeewt hahoo. What was that? Wistle from behind. I farted.

by Listodurock909 May 28, 2018

Yanks

Yanks: thanks for nothing. politely being a dick about it without pissing them off.

Buyer: Saw your ad on Craigslist. a tablet for $50. Can you drive down to Duarte?

Seller: Sorry I do not wish to.

Buyer: yanks

by Listodurock909 May 31, 2018