1 definition by Lisandro Martinez
An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.
Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.
by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022