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Having an orgasm from listening to the extremely sexy voice of Qwonk, the famous VRChat YouTuber. This type of gasm is usually contained in ass bakeries across the globe and within Qwonk Kingdom. Qwonk’s ass bakeries are filled with gallons of horse semen and Qwonk sauce on top of ice cream cones.
Person 1: Holy shit did my daughter just have an orgasm right in front of us?
Person 2: Yeah she was watching YouTube and had a Qwonkgasm!
Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY DAUGHTER I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS
Person 2: At least she didn’t get Qwonked in the bush in real life.
Person 2: Yeah she was watching YouTube and had a Qwonkgasm!
Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY DAUGHTER I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS
Person 2: At least she didn’t get Qwonked in the bush in real life.
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
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Person 1: Bro! You got that qwonkitis?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I needed some extra dingleberry crust for my dad’s toaster to get it lubed up.
Person 1: OK bro just take your pants off I’ll help you out.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I needed some extra dingleberry crust for my dad’s toaster to get it lubed up.
Person 1: OK bro just take your pants off I’ll help you out.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
by Lipcose July 20, 2018
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