An extremely deadly disease from being qwonked directly in the mouth hole with tons of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberry crust (but only when dingleberry crust is present on the outside). Sometimes qwonkitis involves taking a dump with deadly amounts of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Bro! You got that qwonkitis?
Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I needed some extra dingleberry crust for my dad’s toaster to get it lubed up.
Person 1: OK bro just take your pants off I’ll help you out.
Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?
Getting a girl in the mood after asking her if she would like to be qwonked in the bush. When getting qwonksexual, it almost always results in getting laid multiple times directly in the bush. This word originated from the extremely famous VRChat YouTuber, Qwonk.
Person 1: Hey gurl, you want me to Qwonk you in the bush?
Person 2: Oooo you’re trying to get qwonksexual with me aren’t you? That’s kinky
Person 1: Cum here and show me that bush
Person 2: OH YES DADDY *spreads legs*
