Definitions by Ling on Tour
Crumpty
Adjective originating from the word "crumpet" - Bland and dry while still pretentious thinking you are better than everyone else.
Person 1: Personally I just think Shrek 2 was mediocre, I used to like it but once I grew up I sort of knew better.
Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
Crumpty by Ling on Tour August 5, 2023