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A wild packrat that likes to go out and have a good time. She enjoys being fat every once in awhile and dragging around dustballs on a leash. She is funny as bawls, probably the cutest little thing you've ever seen. She likes to play SOCCER. She also likes cats, lots and lots of them. Some day she even plans to be a cat watcher. One of her favorite hobbies tends to be sucking massive dick. She spends about 1/3 of her lifetime doing so. She is very good in bed, especially with your dad. If your ever looking to get laid, just hit her up.
Damn, did you just see that Ashton Pollard?! She is smookkiinnn'!
by Lindsay O October 25, 2011
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