Definitions by Lil' Snarky

Battle of the Bulge 

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.

Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."

Battle of the Bulge by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017