Lightskin Jesus's definitions

Iona

Is the hottest girl you will ever meet. She is nice, smart, funny, and has surprisingly low standards in who she dates. You will probably never deserve her and you should just hold onto her for as long as possible(before she dies of an eating disorder). Since she is too nice she will lie and say that you are half as amazing as she is. WARNING these are lies.

I love Iona she is the best girl I have ever dated

by Lightskin Jesus January 1, 2018

cannabis baby

A person who loves weed with a passion and they know a lot about it

Im a really big cannabis baby

by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023