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Emotiontute

The girls who say they are there for you when you break up with your girlfriend, but are really trying to have sex with you.

Tom: Hey man didn't you just break up with Sandra? How are you taking it?

John: It's cool man Sam,Tanya,and Gabby are trying to make me feel better. They all said I can call them anytime I need to and, they'll make me feel really good.

Tom: You know they're Emotiontutes right bro?

by Lifeafterwater June 29, 2010