Definitions by Liam Christ

malarkey 

Irish-American for bullshit.

Also used by white men to describe things of untasteful nature, such as:

1. monkey-business
2. smoking marijuana
3. trespassing
4. eating all the cookies
5. girls
6. summoning Satan
7. etc...

What kind of malarkey could you be up to at these hours? Summoning the Devil?! Good grief boy!

malarkey by Liam Christ October 3, 2006