Li XiaoLong's definitions

Papertoweling

The process of cleaning a simple spill, a mess in a car, or a kitchen after a chilli bakeoff with a roll of paper towel.

Hey Wendy, the dogs just puked in the kitchen, time for a papertoweling.

by Li XiaoLong August 14, 2018

Antidickism

The practice of just being a great person to fellow humans.

Wendy, your children are great contributors to society and they say it is due to the practice of antidickism.

by Li XiaoLong October 30, 2020

Gotting

The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.

Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.

by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020