LevTrotsky's definitions

Fido

Waste matter that has passed through the anus of a dog (Canis). All too frequently malodorous; generally displeasing.

"Tom & John both trod in a fair amount of Fido while playing football in the back garden, then unthinkingly brought it into Mary's clean house on the soles of their new sneakers, soiling the scullery floor."

by LevTrotsky April 3, 2017