Definitions by Lev Yashin

Hilary Duff 

A very talented American singer and actress. The definition of perfect.

"Mmm... Hilary"
"Hilary Duff for President 2008!"

Hilary Duff by Lev Yashin December 1, 2004

Stockport 

Large town in the south-east region of the Republic of Mancunia. Came 12th in the 50 crappest towns in the Britain book a couple of years ago. Has a larger amount of Man City season ticket holders than any other part of Mancunia (see "Man City"). Has a large scally population and a Sainsbury's which has the largest vending machine in Europe.

"Stockport, give us a song!"

Stockport by Lev Yashin September 26, 2004