2 definitions by Lev Yashin

Stockport

Large town in the south-east region of the Republic of Mancunia. Came 12th in the 50 crappest towns in the Britain book a couple of years ago. Has a larger amount of Man City season ticket holders than any other part of Mancunia (see "Man City"). Has a large scally population and a Sainsbury's which has the largest vending machine in Europe.

"Stockport, give us a song!"

by Lev Yashin September 26, 2004

Hilary Duff

A very talented American singer and actress. The definition of perfect.

"Mmm... Hilary"
"Hilary Duff for President 2008!"

by Lev Yashin December 1, 2004