Middle school

Hell
The place where innocent children go to die. They lose most of their elementary school friends, and usually don’t get new ones. Most think they are now mature, even though they are definitely not, and become self-righteous. The girls (most) love gossip and drama, and turn into retarded and rude individuals. The boys learn to cuss, and think they are super cool when they do. The boys also become major pervs. When you come out of your last year of elementary school, you think that middle school will be awesome and just a step higher academically, but you were wrong, middle school sucks, and they give you WAY to much homework for your poor childish self. The teachers don’t care, and the lunches are sad. The boys begin to think they are awesome in 8th grade when they get taller than the girls. There are the cliques, and the fakes. The fakes are the ones that wear Birkenstock’s, crop tops, and ripped jeans.

Highschool is is only slightly better.
Luke: “I can’t wait to get out of middle school
You: “I know high school will be sooo much better”
by Let’s goooo April 01, 2020
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Karen

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Middle aged white woman

Bob cut
Has 3 kids
Drives a Volvo
Is currently speaking to the manager
“Has anyone seen Karen around here?“
“I think she’s at Tommy’s soccer practice
by Let’s goooo March 31, 2020
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