1 definition by Lesbians Dave
Someone who is so ridiculously fat that they weigh nearly a full ton and is not jolly like Fat Albert but is instead a complete prick. Also synonomus with Fat Lard and Thuder Cunt.
So i was walking down wilfred street and this Fulton comes out of his house wearing wife beaters and sun glasses and slams his mum's head into a wall.
by Lesbians Dave November 19, 2011