Definitions by Les Vondoo, on xbox live.

Lobotomy Blinker

The act of orally inhaling two Geek Bars on Pulse mode while simultaneously inhaling a THC cartridge on a battery that is on blue heat, about 1.5 seconds in remove the Geek Bars but keep inhaling the THC cartridge until it starts blinking. Apon the event of the battery blinking remove the THC cartridge from your mouth and keep the chemical smoke mixture in your lungs for at least the required amount of 45 seconds.

Clark: hi billy what the fuck is xavier on?
Billy: xavier took a motherfucking Lobotomy Blinker!
Xavier: ___ — _ —- ___

Lobotomy Blinker by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. April 2, 2024

Dutch Munchkin 

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

Dutch Munchkin by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024