Definitions by Lenny watson

Binfluencer 

The person on your street who always puts the wheelie bin out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow.

Ah John the binfluencer has his green bin out, must be bin day

Binfluencer by Lenny watson December 17, 2021

Christmas Pub Wankers 

A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.

For fucks sake the bar is chocka, full of Christmas Pub wankers

Christmas Pub Wankers by Lenny watson September 19, 2018