2 definitions by Lenny Laserdisc
The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.
"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc March 29, 2012
People who won't stop bragging about their involvement in torture races, i.e. Tough Mudder, Spartan Run, etc.
by Lenny Laserdisc May 12, 2015