Definitions by Lenny Laserdisc

Mudder Fucker 

People who won't stop bragging about their involvement in torture races, i.e. Tough Mudder, Spartan Run, etc.

"Here comes Steve wearing a new race shirt he's going to tell us all about, what a mudder fucker."

Mudder Fucker by Lenny Laserdisc May 13, 2015

Kony-Speed 

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

Kony-Speed by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012