balkarp

A sofa fit for a god. Luxury beyond compare. Black Beauty.

Not sponsored by Ikea.

M: Hey, can I crash on the BALKARP?
H: Excuse me? You want to crash on BALKARP? My BALKARP has a decades-long waiting list. Men want to be with my BALKARP and women want to be men so they can be with my BALKARP. Get in line.

by LeavesFromTheBush July 30, 2021