Lead apron's definitions

cell phone radiation

n. someone who carries two or more cell phones (none of which are for business purposes) and is talking on one of them almost all the time... this person will stop whatever they're doing to talk on their cell phone, even if they're with friends

adj. radiation from cell phones (obviously)

Oh shit, Cell Phone Radiation is coming... better get my lead apron!

by Lead apron December 13, 2008