2 definitions by Le croissant master
A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.
Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
by Le croissant master April 14, 2009
A girl so incredibly hot, perfect and gorgeous, every sane guy is completely paralyzed and unable to speak the slow-motion seconds she walks by. Even the music stops.
Four guys are chilling on a bench, laughing and joking when suddenly a radio killa walks by.
Dude 2 (LOUD): YESTERDAY GUYS, I FARTED SO HARD MY GR...
* Radio killa walks by *
Dude 1, 2, 3 and 4: ...........
Dude 2 (LOUD): YESTERDAY GUYS, I FARTED SO HARD MY GR...
* Radio killa walks by *
Dude 1, 2, 3 and 4: ...........
by Le croissant master July 21, 2010