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Kentucky Crawfish 

Spend a few months growing out your facial hair, preferably a big bushy 'stache. Find a girl. While eating her out, the aforementioned facial hair will tickle her area. When she laughs, smack the shit out of her face.

Holy shit, did you just Kentucky Crawfish that bitch?

Kentucky Crawfish by Le Parch August 29, 2010