Definitions by Le Pétomane

Asstrument 

Noun:

A musical instrument designed for rectal use.

1. Larry was born to be an asstrument player; his cheeks were rosy red and-a-ready for a rippin'.

2. Worn out after a long day of spouting shit, the asstrument section of the ASS(Alabama Syndicate Symphony) celebrated their hard work with enemas all around.

Asstrument by Le Pétomane September 9, 2012