Definitions by Lazmatazz

Cutlery 

Getting the 'Cutlery' (Fork, Spoon, Knife). loose terms for a night out.

Getting Forked (fucked, drunk), getting Spooned (sexual act, having sex), getting knifed (starting/getting involved in a fight)

X: dude, what'd you get up to last night
Y: Aw, I got the cutlery mate
X: What happened?
Y: well I was in town, absolutely pissed, get a bit jiggy with this chick, then her boyfriend shows up 'n' starts a fight
X: whada cunt
Y: 's what I told him...

Cutlery by Lazmatazz November 8, 2009