Lauren Brooke's definitions

teasjef

The act in which a person becomes so drunk that they cannot even text correctly when trying to tell their friends they are trashed. The person normally cannot walk straight, has the hiccups and is absolutely having the best time ever!
pronunciation: teas-jeff

Look at that naked guy running through the Vegas strip, he is so teasjef.

I am so ready to get teasjef!

by Lauren Brooke June 6, 2017

ricardo picard

the sister of the dirty sanchez...the act of fingering a girl and wiping the "juice" across her moustache area

mostly for lesbian one night stands

I gave that girl a ricardo picard last night.

by Lauren Brooke January 6, 2012

Teckysorus

A dyke that has morphed into a velociraptor to engulf lesbians in a frenzy. Most commonly a very angry person, defensive, with two protruding veins in her forehead. The Teckysorus mainly preys on dark hair women with banging bodies! Beware girls!

OMG!!!!!! Here comes a Teckysorus, hurry everyone hide the lezbos!

by Lauren Brooke January 7, 2012