Definitions by Laureen Stumpstle

vlanerd  

dirty slushy snow, usually found in the street after a snow storm

Ew! I just stepped in vlanerd,
Please do not throw that vlanerd at me,
Look at all the vlanerd in the street,
A truck drove by and just splashed vlanerd on my new shoes,
A snowball made of vlanerd,

vlanerd by Laureen Stumpstle March 5, 2008

vlan 

The act of passing gas, or anything displeasing.

The kitty vlan!
I just vlanned.
Ew, this pizza is so vlan.
What is she even wearing, that girl is such vlan.
Honestly, who vlanned?

vlan by Laureen Stumpstle March 5, 2008