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Referring to someone, usually the Alt-Right, Yiannopoulos, And Nazi Sympathizers (A.K.A. ARYANS), whose immense white fragility causes a meltdown when confronted with the most minute deviation from orthodox White Supremacy. They often cry bloody murder when expected to give the most modest expression of basic human decency.

This is all a continuation of how Snowflake historically refers to people who are against the abolition of slavery.

The ARYANS have attempted to hijack this term to use against progressives and those opposing Fascism. It failed ultimately, because nobody was foolish enough to believe anti-Fascist resisters to be, by any stretch of the imagination, comparable to the snowflakery of the ARYANs and their cheeto-dusted Fuhrer.

But the ARYANS succeeded in poisoning the well on calling people "snowflakes," when it became widely understood that they were using it as a euphemism for the human ashes falling in Nazi Germany when they were burning people. This revelation became particularly useful for decoding the ARYAN tendency of referring to snowflakes as a "Generation." Especially telling is the pseudo-concept of a Snowflake Generation, which operates as a front for the ARYANS' need to mark out groups of people to direct their genocidal lust towards.
There sure is a lot of Nazi-supporting definitions piling up in the last pages of this word, they are all written by snowflakes who can't deal with having lost the popular vote.
by Lascaux Othello February 11, 2017

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A Nazi-era terminology; referring to the human ashes falling in the Third Reich when people were incinerated en masse. Its acronym, SS, is also a deliberate nod to the Schutzstaffel (also called SS), the paramilitary death squad of Nazi Germany.

In the 21st Century, the Alt-Reich has expanded the term's usage to actual living people, especially political dissident of their cheeto-dusted Fuhrer - Donald J. Trump. It is widely believed that using the same word to equate living people with burnt human remains encapsulates the Alt-Reich's genocidal lust.

According to the Alt-Reich, Special Snowflakes are people suffering from a made up affliction called Special Snowflake Syndrome. This harkens back to the concern for "racial hygiene" in the Third Reich, where similar medicalized terms and concepts were adopted to justify their compulsory sterilization and extermination program against those they marked off as Untermensch or “Sub-Human”.

When dealing with Nazis, whether the Third Reich or Alt-Reich, it's important not to mistake their idiosyncratic vocabulary for units of communication. Their function is not to engage in a fruitful exchange of ideas, or even an unfruitful one. Rather, they aim only to intimidate and recruit. To call someone else a Special Snowflake tantamounts to a one-sided declaration of "I am a Nazi; my deepest desire is genocide, and I want to turn you into ash."
“Did you hear how Donald Trump was expecting an applause for giving the most dispassionate, low energy effort to acknowledge the existence of anti-Semitic crimes that are running rampant? He even had Sean Spicier throw shades at the Anne Frank Center.”

“Yeah, but we are not going to call him a Special Snowflake even though he embodies everything we define the term by. Because he supports our Nazism.”
by Lascaux Othello February 22, 2017

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A word used by White Supremacists to solicit sex. Because they believe people whom they call cucks would want to fuck them. White Supremacists have no preference whether to be fucked by a flesh penis or a plus-sized strap-on, but black leather is mandatory.

The term was popularized during the 2016 Republican primary, when the repressed hormones of many White Supremacists spilled over and started lusting after Jeb Bush in public. Their cries of cucks were filled with their desire to feel the girth of Jeb's old wrinkly shriveled up cock deeply lodged inside them. Like Jeb, conservatives were often viewed by White Supremacists' as the primary objects of their sexual release, hence the name cuckservatives. White Supremacist forums were often dominated by coded discussions of the different positions they want the so-called cuckservatives to screw them in.

Cuck itself is an onomatopoeia derived from the moaning sound white supremacists make while fantasizing about getting fucked. It is NOT, as some trolls suggests, derived from "cuckold" - a fantastical troll logic only horny White Supremacists would believe in.

Until White Supremacists find better ways to get people to fuck them, the word cuck serve as an important cultural clue to help us better understand the unwavering depth of their erotic desires. It is also recommended to report them for sexual harassment should they call you such a thing.
Fun Fact: 50 Shades of Grey is a book about the abusive and degrading fantasies of White Supremacists, it does not, as many falsely believes, have anything to do with the practice of actual BDSM communities (which are often respectful and consensual).

Testimonies from actual white supremacists:

“Jeb is a cuck!”

“By which we all mean ‘I want Jeb to put his manhood inside my inner goddess.’”
by Lascaux Othello March 30, 2017

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