Lars von Schittenberg's definitions

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

Twisted Fister

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

silver charm circle

The zone of the rectum best suited to seizing the wristwatch of one's fister.

I can't believe I lost my Breitling in that bitch's silver charm circle.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 6, 2012