Definitions by Lars von Schittenberg

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

Felonious Spunk by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

Twisted Fister 

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Twisted Fister by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

silver charm circle 

The zone of the rectum best suited to seizing the wristwatch of one's fister.

I can't believe I lost my Breitling in that bitch's silver charm circle.

silver charm circle by Lars von Schittenberg October 6, 2012