3 definitions by Lars von Schittenberg

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.
He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012
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The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.
If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012
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The zone of the rectum best suited to seizing the wristwatch of one's fister.
I can't believe I lost my Breitling in that bitch's silver charm circle.
by Lars von Schittenberg October 6, 2012
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