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Twisted Fister

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

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silver charm circle

The zone of the rectum best suited to seizing the wristwatch of one's fister.

I can't believe I lost my Breitling in that bitch's silver charm circle.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 6, 2012

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Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

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