Definitions by Larry Phlegm Affletapplertonmigusticuffs

hoink 

A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.

Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?

hoink by Larry Phlegm Affletapplertonmigusticuffs June 18, 2005