heaven

a.) A place or state-of-mind or whatever that was made up by people that thought felt that the good feeling they got when they did something good wasn't enough.

b.) A place or idea used to bribe others into believing what you believe

a.) I have yet to kill anyone, surely there will be a great reward for this after I die, I think I'll call it Heaven

b.) If you follow Jesus Christ, you will go to Heaven.

by Lanky Joe November 02, 2005

Beer

one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.

I just lost my job, I need a beer.

by Lanky Joe November 02, 2005

Hell

a fictional place that was made up by people that wanted wrong-doers to be punished eventually. Fulfills those peoples' desire for revenge on the wrongdoer.

Priest: That guy just stole my car. He'll burn in Hell for that

by Lanky Joe November 02, 2005