Definitions by Lane Grey

wompus 

Usually applied to females, a derogatory term for people who cling to others in hopes of entering a relationship with them.

A wompus may text, call, email, or facebook stalk her prey excessively. Beware her power.

"Dude, did that girl call you back yet?"
"Yeah. About fifty times. She's a wompus. I can't deal."

wompus by Lane Grey January 14, 2009