Definitions by Lance and Squeak

lumpuck of the tarhole 

A wet,irritating condition of and around the cornshoot and taint,a condition usually remedied by a cooks best friend,CORNSTARCH!
see Swamp Ass

Gino's walk today totally showed signs of a massive case of lumpuck of the tarhole!

lumpuck of the tarhole by Lance and Squeak September 4, 2006