Lance Romance1's definitions

girlfriend

A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.

"I don't need lunch, thanks...I have a girlfriend."

by Lance Romance1 September 15, 2008