Definitions by Lance Heston

Shit up to be damned 

When an article of clothing and or furniture has been soiled by feces to the point where it cannot be salvaged or cleaned sufficiently for further use.

Eric was so sick with a stomach flu recently, when he sneezed, his pants and the couch were completely shit up to be damned!

Shit up to be damned by Lance Heston December 27, 2017