Definitions by Lance Hardwood

floopsie 

When you cum after the first thrust

Chick: Oh yeah give it to me!

Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!

Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!

Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!

floopsie by Lance Hardwood July 21, 2014

HighdefaCUM 

When someone Orgasms over a high definition televison.

"Oh posh, i've just done a Highdefacum"

HighdefaCUM by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.

"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"

Stump fucking by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

Mexicorgasm 

Either an Orgasm over Mexican food, Or an orgasm over a Mexican.

"I like to Mexicorgasm over your mother"
" why geoffery, that was a delectable steak, i would so much enjoy some port with my afternoon cigar, how is your frank, is he still a homosexual? Mexicorgasm"

Mexicorgasm by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

Guitar Queero 

69 with a guitar of the same sex, also peanut butter and pacman is involved.

"i want a guitar queero with pacman and mrs. pacman, also blinky the blue ghost, now inky the red one, he's not good enough"

Guitar Queero by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008