Definitions by LameBums

the well

The ATM. Usually used in reference to gambling, especially when at a casino after you've lost some cash.

Dammit, the dealer had blackjack four times in a row. Going to the well.

(15 minutes later)

Dammit, my nut straight was busted by runner runner flush. Back to the well.

(30 minutes later)

Dammit, the well's empty.

the well by LameBums August 29, 2010

middle seat 

The middle seat in some cars. Between the driver and shotgun. Also see: bitch seat.

John was a poor bastard, being the last person picked up before the road trip. Therefore he was forced to ride in the middle seat.

middle seat by lamebums October 28, 2007