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Apple

1.) A delicious fruit that may or may not be used to harass any and all doctors in the vicinity.

2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.
1.) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.
by LambdaBelmont February 8, 2020
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