the original old school 1980's goth/punk vampire cheerleader who survived all her friends naming their babies after the 90's Cosby show Raven-Simone only to decide to respell her name in the new millennium to regain some dignity and sophistication in the post-Buffy new Twilight world of sparkly vampires and teen-age angst.
Wow-your mom is a MILF! She is a Cougar!
Nah, my mom is a Ravyn! You better watch out dude--she eats posers like you for breakfast. Literally.