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Definitions by Lady bruncher

Christmas Tissue 

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
Christmas Tissue by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014