Definitions by La Meche
Mario
A suave Hispanic man who you should beware of when at your local Dairy Queen. Mario has been known for stealing yo bitch in exchange for a cheesequake blizzard. It should also be noted that it is best not to be found alone in the liquor room when wearing yoga pants when Mario is working... tú sabes ;) You will know when Mario is around by the excessive yelling of "OOOOHCHALA MAMA" followed by loud barking and sexual innuendos. Please don't call HR on Mario... he means well.