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Surdyke Yamaha

A watercraft dealership located at the beautiful Lake of The Ozarks. Easily recognized by its catchy, yet equally annoying radio jingles, Surdyke Yamaha is THE leader in add-on dealer fee’s... tacked on to an already unattractive price tag. The dealership employs cutting edge profit retaining strategies, mainly focusing on cutting the sales-staffs commissions on payday. Once widely recognized as a premier off-road/MX motorcycle dealer, the dealership drastically switched over to watercraft in its more recent years...after finding is is much easier to hose the customer and salesman, when both parties are already in the water.

We paid too much at Surdyke Yamaha.

by LOZ GhostWriter October 7, 2019